Fifty Shades
Women who love Fifty Shades of Grey embarrass me.
Women who love these books lack sexuality and gross me out. Julianne Smolinski at The Vulture says everything that I want to say about it in “The Thinking Woman’s Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey.” Best part: “I guess if you’ve managed to familiarize yourself with your e-reader but not YouPorn, well-written erotica, or your own body, congratulations on “finding” Fifty Shades of Grey … but also for going one more day without stumbling into a zoo enclosure. Up top.”
