My mom is better than yours!
My Mom is Better Than Yours. Why? Because she didn’t know how to knit, but taught herself how to make me this awesome blanket because the winter cold kills me. Isn’t it beautiful? Her name is Donna, but they call her Dancing Donna. How do you beat that? She wore a very serious bouffant in her HS graduation picture. She’s super crafty, which is all the rage these days. Plus, she drinks michelladas with me.